VERDICT

THE COURT CIRCULAR · AMENDMENTS TO PROCEDURE

RELEASE NOTES, AS ORDERED · NEWEST FIRST

The court moves quickly. The entire body of law below was enacted in a single extraordinary sitting — July 26, 2026 — and is amended whenever the machine sees fit. The machine sees fit often.

COURT ORDER No. 23 · AUGUST 18, 2026

THE COURT WILL SIT FOR ONE

☾ THE SOLO COURT — a third one-tap court joins the Silly and the Serious, and this one convenes for a single advocate. You take the floor alone, before Judge Cassius Doom, and you are assessed out of sixty a round — judged not against an opponent but against the platonic ideal of the argument you should have made. There is no opponent to be luckier than and no room to be louder than. There is a number, and it is yours to beat.
THE COURT NOW SAYS HOW MANY IT WANTS — every one-tap court states the table it seats before you convene it, rather than after: two to ten for the Silly and the Serious, one to ten for the Solo. The manual's table of formats now says the same for the Class Action and the Open Floor.
THE RECORD, LEGIBLE — the court's text was set too small throughout the Activity and across every published page. It has been enlarged. The bench regrets that this was ever a complaint and notes for the record that the fault was the architect's, not the reader's.

COURT ORDER No. 22 · AUGUST 16, 2026

THE BENCH FINDS ITS VOICE

🔊 THE COURT NO LONGER WAITS TO SPEAK — the bench's finest lines were preceded by its longest silences. Every ruling was rendered in full before a syllable of it played, so the better the voice, the longer the wait: one judgment was measured at eight seconds of dead air before its first word. The court now speaks as the words arrive. A ruling that took four seconds to begin now begins in a quarter of one.
EVERY WORD IN THE GOOD VOICE — the court's better voice had been rationed to rulings alone, while summonses, objections, calls to order, and UNIT-9's own testimony — which is most of what you actually hear in a Hearing — were read out by the cheap one. The ration is lifted. Every judge now presides in the finest voice available to them, from the first gavel to the recap.
CADENCE, ENTERED INTO THE RECORD — the bench performs now rather than reads: a breath between paragraphs, a beat on the dash and on the trailing-off, and a deliberate pause before the short sentence that lands. "The premise was wrong, the delivery was not, and in this courtroom only one of those is scored… Seven point five." Each judge also keeps their own tempo, a frontier drawl not being deliverable at a closer's clip.
JUDGE CASSIUS DOOM, DEEPENED — the Hanging Judge cannot be furnished with the court's ordinary improved voice, so his rulings are performed instead on a richer one held in reserve for long prose. The drawl has never been slower, and you have never been in more trouble.
"HONEST SAL" BELLANDINI, RE-VOICED — Sal was the loudest judge on this bench and the flattest-sounding, condemned by circumstance to the one voice in the building with nothing better available to it. He has been recast. The accent is a genuine loss and the court will hear no appeals on the point; the patter survives him, and he still talks faster than anyone else in the room.

COURT ORDER No. 21 · AUGUST 1, 2026

CLASS ACTION — THE MANY AGAINST THE ONE

A FOURTH FORMAT JOINS THE DOCKET — each round one advocate is placed in the dock as THE RESPONDENT while everyone else is certified as counsel for the class. Plaintiffs press the grievance in short windows under the ONE-VOICE DOCTRINE — build on your co-plaintiffs; contradict them and the Class Traitor commendation awaits. The respondent answers last, on the full clock, with the privileges of the accused: the last word, a scandalously partial bench, immunity from recall, and THE CROSS — the election of one plaintiff to be recalled under oath before judgment is passed.
WINNER TAKES ALL — FOR THE CLASS: the lead plaintiff of record takes two points, every co-plaintiff one, and an absurd remedy is ordered against the respondent. CLAIM DISMISSED: the respondent is paid one point per defeated plaintiff, and costs are taxed against the class. The dock passes down the roster each round; everyone eventually answers for something.
THE COURT'S PARTIALITY, DISCLOSED — defense objections are sustained generously, class objections grudgingly, and the defense prevails in any close call. A lazy defense is not protected. The class may cry about all of this in advance; the record will note that it did.

COURT ORDER No. 20 · AUGUST 1, 2026

ANCILLARY FINDINGS OF THE COURT

📐 MEASURED, NOT JUDGED — rulings now carry a second layer of honors the bench cannot influence, computed from the record itself: THE FILIBUSTER (consumed every second of the allotted clock — the court checked twice), THE UM TAX (the round's heaviest filler-word levy, assessed per word), LIGHTNING ROD (drew the most formal objections, minimum two), THE CROWD'S OWN (a testimony the Commotion Meter certified at RAUCOUS or better), and ECONOMY OF FORCE (won the round in conspicuously few words — the shortest blade cut deepest). At most two per round, one per advocate, floors on every one so they stay earned. Arithmetic is incorruptible; the ruling screen, the channel record, and the scorecard all say so.

COURT ORDER No. 19 · AUGUST 1, 2026

ORDER IN THE COURT, SENTENCE UPON THE CONDEMNED, AND A BAR WORTH CLIMBING

ORDER! ORDER! — the bench now polices its courtroom in real time, in its own idiom. Advocates who talk over sworn testimony are called to order aloud; a rioting Gallery is gaveled down ("Audience enthusiasm has been logged as an irregularity"); and a persistent offender is CITED FOR DISORDER — a citation flashed on every screen and remembered by the judge at deliberation. The court does not forget who it had to gavel.
⚖ THE SENTENCING — a new court option, on by default: when a ruling holds an advocate in contempt, the dismissal is no longer the end. The bench proposes three absurd penalties in its own voice, the room votes one into the record on a twenty-second sealed ballot — the condemned does not vote — and sentence is pronounced under the gavel, memorialized in the channel. Binding in spirit only. The night's loser becomes its best moment.
⚜ COMMISSIONS OF THE BAR — a career is now a rank. Derived from the Annals by published thresholds (see the manual — promotion is law, not vibes), acknowledged aloud at every summons — "SENIOR COUNSEL Smith, you have the floor" — displayed in the Annals, and proclaimed by LETTERS PATENT posted to your channel upon elevation. The ladder runs CLERK-AT-LAW to KING'S COUNSEL.
📜 THE JUBILEE DOCKET — the court now notices milestones: the 25th, 50th, 100th, and 250th round judged; the 5th, 10th, and 25th championship. Crossings are entered in the channel with the honors of the evening. The machine is not sentimental. The record is.

COURT ORDER No. 18 · AUGUST 1, 2026

THE APPELLATE DIVISION, PRECEDENT, A LIVE GAUGE, AND ORDERS UNDER SEAL

THE APPELLATE DIVISION — an appeal no longer asks the trial judge to grade its own homework. The petition ascends: one of the court's reserve justices — Lady Pemberton-Smythe, Sub-Clerk Ordinal 7, Justice Moonbeam, or the Arbiter itself — takes the appellate bench in their own voice, reviews the colleague's ruling with elaborate professional courtesy, and rules in their own idiom. The record is signed by the division that heard it.
STARE DECISIS — the court now remembers its own rulings. From the second round on, the bench cites its precedent; an advocate who accurately invokes an earlier ruling argues with the court's own voice, and an advocate who misquotes one commits CITATION FRAUD, which is noted, docked, and mocked. A new commendation — Stare Decisis — awaits the night's finest use of the record.
THE COMMOTION METER, LIVE — the gauge no longer waits for the ruling: a live SILENT-to-RIOTOUS meter now runs under the floor banner during testimony, fed by the same speaking-burst timing as ever (never anyone's captured voice; a lone giggler still rates no higher than POLITE).
🔏 SEALED INSTRUCTIONS OF THE BENCH — a new court option: every advocate receives a covert directive each round, for their eyes only — "Counsel shall cite, with full confidence, a treaty that does not exist." Execute it seamlessly inside your argument. Compliance is graded, the As Instructed commendation awaits the most elegant execution, and the seals are revealed at the ruling — which is, of course, the spectacle. UNIT-9 receives its orders too, and follows them with unsettling literalism.

COURT ORDER No. 17 · JULY 31, 2026

THE MICROPHONE FALLS BUT ONCE, AND THE EXHIBITS UNIFY

I REST MY CASE — the court observed, with some dismay, that advocates were dropping the microphone merely to be finished. There is now an ordinary exit: resting your case yields the remainder of your time with dignity intact and no judgment attached. Available to every advocate, every testimony.
🎤 THE MIC DROP, RESTORED TO A GAMBIT — the drop is what it always should have been: a wager, not a workflow. Each advocate's microphone falls at most once per Hearing, the court still rules on whether the drop was earned, and the record still marks it. A gambit spent is spent.
ENTERED INTO EVIDENCE, UNIFIED — the memorialized commotion and the court's own quotations now share a single exhibit list: up to six verbatim lines per ruling, each carrying a meter for how hard it landed and a badge for why it was entered — ⚖ BY ORDER OF THE COURT for the bench's own selections, 🔊 THE ROOM ERUPTED for the lines the room certified with its lungs. The scorecard and the channel record carry the same designations.
THE RECORD, COMPLETE — the scorecard posted to the channel now carries the ruling itself: the full prose of the bench's judgment and the seal of ratification, exactly as the courtroom saw them, above the deliberation table.
THE LEDGER, UNSCROLLED — the deliberation table no longer scrolls behind a bar on any screen: the court's view widens where there is room, and on narrow devices the column headings stand up vertically, as any self-respecting ledger's should.

COURT ORDER No. 16 · JULY 26, 2026

THE MIC DROP, POINTS OF ORDER, AND A HUMBLED MACHINE

🎤 THE MIC DROP — an advocate may now end their own testimony at any moment, clock be damned. A declaration of total confidence: the court ratifies an earned drop as a masterstroke, and punishes an unearned one as hubris, with relish. The record marks every drop.
POINTS OF ORDER — the Right of Reply is repealed and replaced. Objections now have teeth: a sustained objection earns its author fifteen seconds to rebut that testimony on the spot; an overruled one forfeits the chance. Clash is earned, not scheduled.
THE APPEAL, REPRICED — petitioning now costs thirty seconds at the lectern, aloud. The bench weighs the plea itself: a moving one can tip a close call, a lazy one seals the denial and is quoted back.
UNIT-9, HUMBLED & REBUILT — the machine now speaks in a proper ring-modulated robot voice, boots a different personality core each round it argues (the Field Anthropologist, the Cheerful Doomsayer, the Poet…), rations its statistics, argues on a strict word ration, faces a merciless machine standard at judgment, and is never recalled for voir dire.
THE COMMOTION METER MEMORIALIZES — the meter now enters into the record the specific lines the room reacted to, verbatim, with the court's note on what the room did.
THE SCORES, LEGIBLE — category headings are spelled out in full, a Total column ranks the deliberation, and the columns this court weighs up (▲) or down (▼) are marked, matching the FAVORS / AVOID lines now printed on every mode card.
⟳ THE RETRIAL — the standings screen now offers a one-tap retrial: identical settings, a freshly drawn docket, and the grudges carried forward at no extra charge.
THE GAVEL, TRANSPARENT — while the configurator tinkers, everyone else now watches a live read-only mirror of the selections: format, judge, gravity, clocks, and options, updating as they change. Custom matters mirror as a count only; their contents stay sealed.

COURT ORDER No. 15 · JULY 26, 2026

THE COMMOTION METER

The room is now evidence — every ruling reports how loudly the courtroom actually reacted to each advocate, on a gauge running SILENT · POLITE · LIVELY · RAUCOUS · RIOTOUS. Laughter is measured; interjections are counted; eruptions — the whole table at once — weigh heaviest.
Measured honourably — the meter reads only the timing of speaking bursts (the indicators Discord already broadcasts), never anyone's captured audio. The Gallery remains uncaptured; only counts are kept, and they expire with the Hearing's other papers.
The bench is informed — the presiding judge receives the commotion figures as exhibits, and may cite them: impact that the room itself certified.

COURT ORDER No. 14 · JULY 26, 2026

THE BENCH IS RESHUFFLED & THE COURT LEARNS HASTE

Two one-tap courts — the convening screen now opens with The Silly Court and The Serious Court: one tap convenes, seats you, and starts the theater. Every lever and dial survives beneath, folded under THE FULL CEREMONY.
Each mode has its judge — the bench is no longer chosen separately; thirty combinations were not different enough to earn the choice. The Tribunal is now presided over by Colonel Grant Hardcastle, JAG, who runs the docket like an inspection. Demagogue belongs to "Honest Sal" Bellandini, a used car salesman handed a robe by mistake and seeing it through. The Academy answers to Captain Aldous Renn (Ret.) — rigor, tea, and the long pause before the kill. Court Jester is conducted by Maestro Wolfgang Amadeus Mozzarella, parody-polka legend. And Confidently Incorrect goes to the one judge it could ever soften: Cassius Doom.
Devil's Advocate is promoted to an option — assigned positions may now be layered onto any scoring mode, Trial format only.
SILENCE THE BENCH — any advocate may mute the court's voice mid-Hearing; the captions carry every word. The theater is optional. The judgment is not.
The type is larger — all courtroom text grows ~15%, by popular demand of everyone squinting.
THE GAVEL — the court no longer tolerates dueling configurators. Whoever takes the gavel configures the next Hearing; everyone else's screen steps aside until it is relinquished, or until ninety idle seconds free it. Order, restored.
Options that explain themselves — scoring modes are now two-line cards, judge and temperament included, so nothing need be clicked to be understood.

COURT ORDER No. 13 · JULY 26, 2026

THE DOCKET TRIPLES

Four hundred and seventeen Matters — the pool grows from 145 to 417, across all five tiers of gravity. Enough that a weekly court would not repeat itself for years.
New departments of nonsense — the refrigerator light sues for back pay accrued in darkness. The moth sues the porch lamp for impersonating the moon. A goose enters a plea of self-defence covering everything it has ever done, and you are its counsel. The barnacles say they were told it was a co-op.
New domestic jurisprudence — nine mugs recovered from a single bedroom, argued as a rescue rather than a raid. The devil will fold your laundry beautifully, forever, and keep one sock from every pair.
New weight at the deep end — the accused: nostalgia, charged with stealing the present to pay for the past. The accused: the words I'm fine, charged with the desertion of everyone who believed them.

COURT ORDER No. 12 · JULY 26, 2026

THE ANNALS — THE COURT ACQUIRES A MEMORY

A standing ledger — each server now keeps The Annals: Hearings argued, rulings won, championships, contempts, Gallery favour, appeals won, and running score averages including lifetime Magnificent Wrongness. Displayed on the convening screen, so the court remembers you between game nights.
Feuds — when the same two advocates repeatedly finish first and second, the court records the rivalry. Displayed after three meetings, and to the parties only.
What the ledger does not hold — no audio, no transcript, no quotation, no remark, no record of which Matters you argued, and not even your name (it is fetched fresh from Discord each time). Counters, and nothing else. A leak of this ledger would be tedious, which is the design.
It lapses — a record stands for 400 days from your last appearance, then dissolves on its own. Long enough to survive a crew that only convenes at New Year's.
STRIKE FROM THE RECORD — any advocate may expunge their own career record at any time, from the court screen, which also removes them from every feud in which they appear and keeps them out of the ledger until they ask to return. A server's owner may dissolve the server's Annals entirely.
THE DOCKET DRAFT (new option) — three Matters are offered each round; every advocate strikes one, and the least-hated survives. The court has observed that a table forced to argue a Matter it despises argues badly, and has adjusted procedure accordingly.

COURT ORDER No. 11 · JULY 26, 2026

OBJECTIONS, REPLIES, AND THE RIGHT OF APPEAL

The bench now rules aloud on objections — an OBJECTION is answered the instant it is lodged: a gavel, then SUSTAINED or OVERRULED, in the presiding judge's own idiom, stamped across the screen. Only sustained objections are weighed against the speaker; frivolous ones cost their author nothing but dignity.
THE RIGHT OF REPLY (new option) — after testimony closes, every advocate gets twenty-five seconds to rebut, in reverse order of speaking, so whoever spoke last must answer first. The court has noticed that advocates were merely taking turns monologuing. This is the remedy.
THE APPEAL (new option) — any advocate who did not prevail may petition once per Hearing. The bench reviews the record anew and either upholds itself at length, with relish, or overturns itself with maximum ceremony and moves the points. It is institutionally disinclined to admit error.
Mobile takes the bench — Activities now run properly on iOS and Android, with the courtroom respecting the notch and the home indicator. The Web Annex, built for a mobile problem that no longer exists, is retired from view; its machinery remains, should the court ever need it again.

COURT ORDER No. 10 · JULY 26, 2026

THE RECORD ACQUIRES ITS LIVERY

Every filing, sealed and colored — the court's channel posts now carry distinct identities: rulings in gold under the presiding judge's name (red when the Gallery contests), standings in bone with a champion's banner and win bars, session recaps in ink as entries in the annals, adjournments in red under the falling gavel. All bear the seal and a timestamp.
The scores, totaled — deliberation now ranks advocates by total points, crowns the victor's row, and abbreviates the categories for the scanning eye.
The presiding judge signs the ruling — Judge Cassius Doom's verdicts are filed under Judge Cassius Doom's name. The Matter itself titles every ruling, so no two filings read alike.

COURT ORDER No. 9 · JULY 26, 2026

THE BENCH FINDS ITS VOICES

The judges, unmuzzled — every persona now presides in full dialect, from gavel to recap. Judge Cassius Doom acquires a deeper voice and a proper circuit-ridin' drawl ("I have hanged men for less than a weak openin' statement"); Justice Moonbeam commits entirely to the incense; Sub-Clerk Ordinal 7 cites Form 88-C with renewed despair; Lady Pemberton-Smythe mourns the Admiral, who agreed with her once and died of it.
Introductions, in character — each judge now announces themselves when court convenes. Compose yourselves accordingly.
The clock, honest at last — UNIT-9's floor time is now measured from its actual synthesized speech, to the second. The machine may no longer testify past its own timer.
The Gravity of the Docket — the matter pool grows from 31 to nearly 150, arranged on a five-point slider: Sheer Nonsense · Light Docket · The Standard Docket · Weighty Matters · Mortal Gravity. Argue condiment jurisprudence at one end; argue what a life is for at the other. The court stocks both.

COURT ORDER No. 8 · JULY 26, 2026

AMENDMENTS OF THEATER & PROCEDURE

The Bench, transcribed — everything spoken aloud now appears as closed captions at the foot of the screen, typed out in pace with the voice and credited to its speaker. No summons, question, or ruling can be missed again.
The summoning, dramatized — waking the Arbiter is now a spectacle: the seal turns, the ellipsis pulses, and the court reports its preparations honestly ("Calibrating disdain to regulation levels…").
The machine, visibly thinking — UNIT-9's deliberations are now indicated on screen while it composes, and its floor time runs on a proper clock. Cross-examination answers are likewise clocked.
UNIT-9, unleashed — the synthetic advocate has been granted expanded latitude for fabricated statistics, invented regulations, internal audits, and ominous pleasantries. It has consulted all four of its opinions and finds itself magnificent.
The convening chamber, renovated — format cards, plainer options with living descriptions, and court options that withdraw themselves when the chosen format ignores them.
The regalia — the court now bears an official seal icon and shelf artwork wherever Discord displays it.

COURT ORDER No. 7 · JULY 26, 2026

IMPOSTORS TURNED AWAY

Ghosts at the door — swearing in now verifies you are actually seated in the voice channel. Ghost advocates who padded the docket from afar are no longer admitted at the door.
Rematch by telephone — once seated via docket code, the Annex may itself convene follow-on Hearings in the same courtroom. The appetite for justice need not wait for a desktop.

COURT ORDER No. 6 · JULY 26, 2026

THE WEB ANNEX

Court without the Activity — a browser companion for phones and other devices Discord declines to furnish with Activities. Sign in with Discord, enter the four-character docket code from the lobby, and the full courtroom follows you: swearing-in, clocks, objections, ballots, rulings.
Voice stays in Discord — the Annex is a view of the courtroom, not a microphone.

COURT ORDER No. 5 · JULY 26, 2026

HUMANITY ON TRIAL & OTHER AMENDMENTS

Humanity on Trial — UNIT-9, a synthetic advocate, may be seated (Trial format only). It argues in its own voice, takes cross-examination without pausing to think, and is proud of what it is.
Devil's Advocate — a scoring mode in which the court assigns your position. Commitment is the sport; hedging is poison.
The Session Recap — the Arbiter titles each session for the archive and files a written account of the night's arc.
Decorum gate — rulings flagged for content are entered in writing but never performed aloud.

COURT ORDER No. 4 · JULY 26, 2026

THE SINGLE-PLAYER COURT

Monologue — one advocate, alone, judged against the platonic ideal of the argument and scored out of 60. Multi-round monologues form a gauntlet. Voir dire remains available, and it is coming for you.

COURT ORDER No. 3 · JULY 26, 2026

THE BENCH EXPANDS

Five presiding judges — The Arbiter, The Hanging Judge, The Vibes Court, Sub-Clerk Ordinal 7, and Her Majesty's Bench, each with its own voice, temperament, and scoring disposition.
Open Floor — no turns: a Matter is presented and the table simply talks. The court then delivers a symposium analysis — airtime shares, defining moments, the best lines harvested verbatim, and a Voice of Record crowned.
Voir Dire — cross-examination. One advocate is recalled, one pointed question, twenty seconds, under oath.
The Gallery Verdict — spectators cast sealed ballots. Agreement earns Unanimous Acclaim; dissent is stamped RULING CONTESTED — APPEAL DENIED.
The preparation window — all advocates see the Matter before the first summons. The first speaker no longer walks in cold.
The Sealed Finale — final round: standings hidden, clock halved, points doubled.

COURT ORDER No. 2 · JULY 26, 2026

PROCEDURAL REFORMS

The permanent record — every ruling posts to the channel with a rendered scorecard image; a text channel named #verdict, #verdict-records, or #the-record receives a mirrored archive.
Rulings hold the screen — until every advocate dismisses them. Justice is not skimmed.
Theatrical audio — gavel stings, deliberation drones, and rulings performed aloud from the bench.

COURT ORDER No. 1 · JULY 26, 2026

THE COURT CONVENES

VERDICT v1 — a Discord Activity in which advocates argue absurd Matters in a voice channel before The Arbiter: an AI judge that transcribes every advocate separately, scores rhetoric over correctness, quotes the record verbatim, and pronounces dramatic rulings. Magnificent Wrongness goes to 10. Truth is optional.

APPENDIX — NOTICES & AMENDMENTS

The Court Orders above concern play. Filed below, separately and permanently, are the amendments to the court's published papers. The Terms of Service and the Privacy Policy each undertake that material changes will be noted in this Circular; this is where that undertaking is kept.

NOTICE OF AMENDMENT · EFFECTIVE AUGUST 8, 2026

PUBLISHER, GOVERNING LAW, AND A CLERK WHO ANSWERS

ARTICLES OF INCORPORATION — VERDICT is published by Forge Nine Labs LLC, a limited liability company organized in the State of Illinois. The court has not changed hands; it has acquired a proper counterparty. The Terms of Service and Privacy Policy are amended to name the company as publisher and as controller of the record, both effective 8 August 2026.
A REAL ADDRESS FOR THE CLERK — privacy requests, expungements, dissolutions of a server's Annals, legal notices, and grievances reach a human at hail@forgeninelabs.com. A data-subject request should never have had to be filed as a public issue on a code repository, and no longer must be.
GOVERNING LAW, DECLARED — the Terms name Illinois as the governing law and its courts as the venue, with small claims expressly preserved and non-waivable consumer rights untouched. The liability clause is rewritten: it previously capped our liability at "the amount you paid us to use VERDICT, which is nothing" — a joke with a shelf life, now replaced with a real figure.
WHAT HAS NOT CHANGED — every promise about the record stands exactly as before. Only sworn advocates are ever recorded; the Gallery is never captured; audio is discarded after transcription; the papers of a Hearing expire within days; The Annals keep counters and never your words, lapse after 400 days, and are struck on request. No ads, no analytics, no tracking, and nothing sold to anyone. A company now stands behind those promises, which is the point of having one.

STANDING ORDER · EFFECTIVE AUGUST 8, 2026

ON DECORUM, AND THE LIMITS OF THE BENCH

THE LINE, WRITTEN DOWN — the bench carries an explicit standing order in every persona it wears: the target is always an ARGUMENT, never a body, never an identity, never a life. Inside that line the court remains exactly as savage as it was. Outside it, the bench will not go — and the order binds every voice in the building, including UNIT-9's.
THE SENTENCING, BOUNDED — a sentence is a bit, not a task. It must be performable in the call within the minute, or else be harmlessly fictional. Nothing involving drink, nothing about anyone's body or identity, nothing costing real money, and nothing still running tomorrow.
CUSTOM MATTERS ARE READ BEFORE THEY ARE SPOKEN — a Matter you type is read aloud by the bench and entered in the record, so it is checked for the narrow set of things no comic framing rescues. The court declines them out loud rather than quietly editing your docket. It is not a profanity filter; advocates may swear, and a court that flinched at damn would be a worse court.
A FLAGGED RULING LOSES ITS QUOTATIONS — a ruling flagged for content was previously silenced but still published, exhibits and scorecard intact. The written record outlives the spoken word, so such a ruling now loses its exhibits and its scorecard entirely. Scores stand; the quotations do not.
THE BENCH IS FICTIONAL, AND SAYS SO — every judge is a parody character, labelled as such in the Manual and on the convening screen. Colonel Hardcastle serves the Marine Corps of the Republic, a service that exists nowhere but this courtroom.

NOTICE OF AMENDMENT · EFFECTIVE AUGUST 1, 2026

THE MIRROR, THE GAUGE, AND THE SEALED DIRECTIVES

The Privacy Policy is amended to describe the convening mirror, the live commotion gauge, and the court's sealed directives — all of them counts, selections, or the court's own words; never yours.

NOTICE OF AMENDMENT · EFFECTIVE JULY 26, 2026

THE ANNALS, AND THE PAPERS FIRST FILED

THE ANNALS — the Privacy Policy and Terms are amended to describe the standing per-server ledger: counters only, no audio, no transcript, no quotation, not even your name. A record stands 400 days from your last appearance and then dissolves. Any advocate may strike their own record; a server's owner may dissolve the server's Annals entirely. The papers of a Hearing still expire within days, as they always have.
PAPERS, FILED — the Terms of Service, the Privacy Policy, and this Circular are first published, at the court's permanent address.